Post funny MLIA/FML (My Life is Average / Fuck My Life) posts here!

I went to Mylifeisaverage.com and accidentally moved my cursor and click on this site: http://iamawesome.com/ - It's true. xD

Sam will appreciate this one:
Today, I saw Harry Potter. When I came out of the theatre, I found myself thinking to myself in a British accent. MLIA.

it happens to me sometimes too. >_>

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

Ahaha oh dear Keila =p

For my birthday, my best friend decided to arrive an hour late MLIA.

She also became all pissed off [cba to go into it] and when I told her calmly in a voice mail how annoyed I was with her, she proceeded to call me a class A Bitch
[FML]

Whore.

xD

Today, my friend couldnt find her phone. She asked mystery google "where is my phone?" and the results came up as "ask Jesus.". She turned around, and her phone was on top of a bible. MLIA

THAT'S JOKES. XD

Today, I saw an interview of 2 girls that are fans of the Twilight movies. They said that they would do anything to find out if Bella picks Jacob or Edward, and that the suspense for the next movies to come out is killing them. I wonder if they know they can accomplish this and solve their problems by reading the books. MLIA.

LOL Keila. That sounds dumb.
I'm in the most complicated situation ever [my life is strange]
:P :P

I don't think you get the point of this thread, and you've already stated such a statement.

P.S. mylifeistwilight.com
Look, cringe.

LMAO.
My life used to be like that
Don't kill me!
:P

Sad.

I think it was when I read Breaking Dawn that it all stopped.
Such a disappointing book.

I think I stopped liking it because I grew up a bit more.
And everyone else started to, right when I started not to...
So it kinda made me dislike it more and more.

I started liking in the middle of the hype.
Because the moment I read the first page, I fell in love with it.
AND IT HAD THIS AWESOME BOOK SMELL.
So so pretty <3

Book smell....
Right...
Cuz that makes a good book.

Yes obviously.
It's so beautiful. <3 :P